0 Tens Volume on the way

I am sitting in the cough, mark I am sitting, not lying☺!
I have to sit or else the patches will loosen and I get electrocuted.
Not fun, but I get the pleasure of knowing that I am still alive.
Tens is a really strange thing, It feels like this tingling sensation when you're foot has fallen a sleep! Except it is in my chest.
I cant say after two days that this works, and I have been through the park a few times already. So to belive that this will save me, would be naive of me.
But if it will help me just a few %, will be good enough for me. And if it will work great, than I will take of my headband and eat it ☺