3 Babysit my deamon baby.....

everybody is asking what they can do for me, and how they can help.
I have come up with the perfect plan. How about babysitting my illness, so that I can take a break?
Parents have babysitters for thwy kids all the time, so why cant they do that with my esophagus spasms?
The only consern I have is how the sitter will deal with having esophagus spasms for  evening.
On the other hand, maybe people would easier understand why I have to cancel meetings with friends, and parties, hiking and shopping.